Kerala is Now Keralam: Because Who Needs Roads When You Have an Extra 'M'?
We woke up to the earth-shattering, sky-splitting news: "Kerala is now Keralam ." I grabbed my phone and dialled my Mallu friend: "Suhruthe, njangal cheythu!" (Friend, we " M "ade it!). Ah yes, because nothing screams progress like tweaking a vowel or a consonant in a state, City or a road name while potholes swallow entire motorcycles, cars or even busses. Our elected geniuses—funded by our hard-earned taxes—spent their invaluable time on this national priority. Hope that as Karnataka's Kannadigas got Kannad ; pray Keralam doesn't spiral into " Malayal " next. This renaming spree is peaking in India. We've rebranded everything from cities to shrubs: Calcutta → Kolkata (Good luck, foreigners—it's "Coal-ka-ta" now, apparently.) Bombay → Mumbai (From Bollywood glamour to... fishing-village vibes?) Our beloved Bangalore → Namma Bengaluru (Namma? More like "Namma traffic nig...